What's for dinner, Oppo?

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 01/16/2018 at 22:48 • Filed to: Fud

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I made teriyaki broiled salmon and some brussels sprouts. Simple and delicious.

Svend > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/16/2018 at 22:54

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I’m with you on the salmon but not sold on the sprouts at all.

I’m still at work but I’ll be having wagyu beef burgers. Haven’t decide what will accompany them yet.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Svend 01/16/2018 at 22:56

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Brussel sprouts are delicious when cooked properly, and I will fight anyone who disagrees.

[Puts on oven mitts]

Textured Soy Protein > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/16/2018 at 22:59

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Kale, white bean and vegan sausage soup that I happened to take a pretty picture of because my sister says I should try to be an Instagram vegan food celebrity.

Chariotoflove > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/16/2018 at 22:59

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Breakfast, made for me by my daughter.

SVTyler > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/16/2018 at 23:00

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I ate four Taco Bell quesaritos at once and am now quite uncomfortable to say the least.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > SVTyler 01/16/2018 at 23:01

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I gave up taco bell a few months ago and “upgraded” to taco time because I was dying on the inside. A little more expensive, but with far less indigestion!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Textured Soy Protein 01/16/2018 at 23:02

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You and my wife would get along... except at the very end where she’d sprinkle crumbled bacon on top.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Chariotoflove 01/16/2018 at 23:03

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Breakfast is the only meal that is acceptable for all meals. FACT.

ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/16/2018 at 23:04

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Went to my favorite restaurant in El Paso tonight. Small, family-run joint, small menu done right, bring your own bottle of wine, the owner makes the mozzarella fresh every morning.

I don’t usually take pictures of my food, but I sometimes do when I eat there. In the true mark of good food, the rest of that calzone will actually be even better cold for lunch tomorrow. Also, I’ve had most of a bottle of wine.

Textured Soy Protein > SVTyler 01/16/2018 at 23:04

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Chariotoflove > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/16/2018 at 23:05

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We walk the talk in this family. Our wedding had a brunch reception.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/16/2018 at 23:06

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I’m just had bacon and whiskey, because at this point I think I’m subconsciously refusing to learn how to actually cook.

Textured Soy Protein > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/16/2018 at 23:06

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That can be arranged!

smobgirl > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/16/2018 at 23:07

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FISHSICLE.

My salad was frozen.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Textured Soy Protein 01/16/2018 at 23:08

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Oh dear

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Chariotoflove 01/16/2018 at 23:09

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We had a taco bar. A missed opportunity for breakfast tacos.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > smobgirl 01/16/2018 at 23:11

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Freezer burn: one of the best oxymorons.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 01/16/2018 at 23:11

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How to cook:

Mix up things you like

Add heat

Serve when ready

AestheticsInMotion > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/16/2018 at 23:12

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Some well-spiced, cut-it-with-a-fork chicken breast and crispy sweet potato chunks. Nom

If you ever get a chance there’s a great little butcher shop on Juanita drive, halfway between Kirkland and Kenmore. Little hole-in-the-wall place, but they serve a lot of the high end steak places in Seattle and oh man do they have good stuff. Cheap too!

SVTyler > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/16/2018 at 23:12

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Honestly food’s one of the very few things I think it’s worth it to spend a bit more on to get a better product. Problem is at 11pm there’s not much open around me besides Taco Bell and McDonald’s, and after seeing what went on behind the scenes at the McDonald’s I worked at in high school I avoid that place like the plague.

Also I’ve never heard of Taco Time before so I googled it; turns out there’s a completely unrelated Mexican food franchise in the Midwest also called Taco Time . Who knew.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/16/2018 at 23:12

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I have tried this many times and it didn’t go well. I’ll just stick with heating up things from cans. Or just skip the heating part...

Svend > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/16/2018 at 23:14

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Let’s just say, I wouldn’t fight you over them.

But you enjoy mate.

SVTyler > Textured Soy Protein 01/16/2018 at 23:14

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The ‘beetus will be the least of my concerns tomorrow morning:

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > SVTyler 01/16/2018 at 23:15

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Bizarre.

Don’t get me wrong, when I’m coming home from a place that may or may not serve alcohol, I’m pulling over at a Jack in the Box or Taco Bell for sure.

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/16/2018 at 23:15

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I went out to my favorite pizza joint for a pie and a cider. Mine is almost what is shown above, but the right side was the Greek pizza (pesto, chicken, feta, onions, etc.) The half on the left was interesting, but I’m not sure what the mushy beige lumps are; I’ll have to look at the menu to find out, but I know I don’t want them again.

It wasn’t as good as last week’s half Greek/half pepperoni as it seemed a little undercooked on the left side, but on the bright side I didn’t drop the first slice in my lap like I did last week....

Textured Soy Protein > SVTyler 01/16/2018 at 23:27

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You’d be ok if you had my usual 7-layer burrito, no cheese, no sour cream, extra guac, add black beans, potatoes, jalapeños and onions.

(The Taco Bell app comes in handy so I don’t have to recite that at the drive thru.)

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > SVTyler 01/16/2018 at 23:33

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Taco time, where tatortots are called mexifries.

Textured Soy Protein > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/16/2018 at 23:33

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I haven’t actually tried the stuff. So far of the fake vegan approximations of manufactured food products that I’ve tried, I rank them thusly, in order of most to least appealing:

Chicken nuggets

Sausage

Almond coconut milk

Soy coffee creamer

Lunch meat

Ham roast

Cheese

Cash Rewards > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/16/2018 at 23:41

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I have your back on the brussel sprouts, but not the beers. Too fruity for me.

Though unfortunately, it’s looking like beer in general is going to be too gluten-ey for me (sobs uncontrollably).

Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/16/2018 at 23:50

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WAILUA WHEAT <3

Ahem. Two eggs, scrambled, with a bit of parmesan and black pepper; biscuit; sliced pear; cannabis chocolate truffle.

SVTyler > Textured Soy Protein 01/16/2018 at 23:52

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I’ll have to give that a shot next time by. I normally get a few steak quesaritos if I’m feeling fancy or just buy like five of the mini chicken quesadillas for cost effectiveness.

SVTyler > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/16/2018 at 23:54

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“Crisp potato rounds”

Just call ‘em tots man, we all know what they are.

Chariotoflove > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/17/2018 at 00:56

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or

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ttyymmnn > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/17/2018 at 01:03

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Today was Taco Tuesday.

diplodicus > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/17/2018 at 08:22

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They’re really good deep fried.